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In Support of the Occupy Wall Street Movement…

In Support of the Occupy Wall Street Movement…

There are times in human history when we rise up against a system that has gone wrong and make a change for the greater good of mankind.  Recent history has shown that we can make real change happen if we demand it non-violently.  The Civil Rights movement, the Women’s Liberation movement, the Stonewall movement comes to mind.

In September a group of college kids and concerned citizens went down to Wall Street in New York City without so much of a long term plan but just to make their voices heard.  A month after that it turned into a full fledged movement with a cause.  There are critics, while supporting the protesters, complained that there are no direct demands.  Well the demands will come soon enough, what’s important is the message and there is a definite message.  I went down to the protest to support the movement and here are some of the photos.  Let’s make some real changes and not let the 1% dictate our future.  We are the 99%…

Support Occupy Wall Street and make a difference!  Go to the site and donate to the cause or just get the facts.

We are the 99%…

Photo Series: Sleeping Beauty

Photo Series: Sleeping Beauty

Series of people sleeping in public places.

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Flawless World of Imperfection: Tiger, Rihanna, Britney, etc. etc.

Flawless World of Imperfection: Tiger, Rihanna, Britney, etc. etc.

Tiger, Britney, Rihanna, Letterman, Kanye, etc. etc. etc.  2009 has given us some of the biggest scandals of  popular culture and shattered our perception of perceived perfection.   Well folks, let’s face it, they are human just like us.  This is no different than your local straight A high school student who got pregnant, the perfect couple in your neighborhood that got a divorce, your boss that flew off the handle, etc. etc. etc.

There’s been so much talk of Tiger Woods and his infidelity (okay, 14 or 70 women is a bit extreme) but who are we to judge?  Given the status and power anyone might’ve done something similar.  Rihanna was the perfect pop princess from the Bahamas who shattered our image and became the poster child for domestic abuse.  Letterman was the perfect grump who had affairs with people at work (wow, co-workers find each other attractive??? who knew).  Kanye, well, nevermind.

But the point is that perfection does not and cannot exist in our world because humans are human and we are all individuals, not cookie cutter image.  As soon as we put an image of perfection on an individual it is bound to be shattered.  No one can be all that perfect, no one.  Even someone as immortal as Lincoln had his flaws but time has erase that.  George Washington was kind of a egotistical maniac if you read enough history about him.

In so many ways we put them up on an impossible high pedestal, then look for cracks and flaws so we can tear them down.  Then a scandal broke, we can all say: “I Told You So” or “I Knew it” or “I always knew there was something wrong.”  Take Britney Spears for instance, back in her crazy days, you couldn’t find a single hour when there wasn’t a new story about her craziness. We bought her album and went to her concert when she was 15 or 16.  We buy into her “I’ll be a virgin til I get married” crap.  After the scandal breaks, we say, oh she didn’t have a childhood cause she started so young and everyone put such pressure on her to be perfect and now she’s crazy.  Well, we all made her that way, we bought into her career/image and now we blame her career when she was driven crazy. etc. etc. etc.  Now she’s relatively normal, we are bored with her.

There is almost a timeline for these scandals:

  1. We buy into perfection of these celebrities.
  2. We believe everything they or their PR people put out.
  3. We put them up on a pedestal.
  4. We start looking for cracks.
  5. We see the crack wide open.
  6. We are all gleeful (deep inside) that they are not perfect when the crack is wide open.
  7. We are outraged in all the media coverage even though we click and see every news report.
  8. We expect the media to explain why they are covering such a non-story.
  9. We want confessions and apology from the celebrity/person.
  10. We are bored, on to the next scandal.
  11. See #1

The only perfection is the media, right?

When Your Kids Throws Up on Live TV, Keep Going

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There are moments that I just love on live TV like when someone loses their breakfast or lunch on live TV.  That’s really something.  I know it’s not funny, no it is funny.  Hilarious in fact.  It is something we have no control over, when we lose it, we lose it.

The now infamous Balloon Boy has the distinction of throwing on 2 live TV shows in one day.  First he was on Good Morning America.  The Boy was visible ill and even turning pale in front of our eyes.  He runs to the bathroom and the interview continues!!  This gives new meaning to “the show must go on!”

Balloon Boy throws up a second time on the Today Show – Live!!

Don’t you just love how important television is to people?  Even if your child is throwing up keep going, “We’re on live TeeVee!”  I’d honestly think they should replace Jon & Kate.  At least these people want to work!  Jon & Kate are ungrateful.  These are the hardest working reality people without a reality show.  Fox, TLC, Animal Planet?  Get them a show, NOW!

It’s amazing that the news channels are complaining that this might be a hoax.  This hoax is paying your bills this month!!

Here are other eye catching moments of other people losing it on live TeeVee!

She’s really a trooper.

The newscaster should’ve kept going…

Okay, this one is not vomiting but just as funny.

Little silliness for the day.

No More Divas, Heros or Supermodels

Passing by a bus stop the newest ad for VH1′s Diva Special caught my eyes.  It was the list of performing “divas” that caught my eyes:  Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus… What? Divas?   Come on, Miley Cyrus is 15 years old and I don’t think there’s anyone over the age of 18 that knows one song she sings.  I like Kelly Clarkson but she’s not a Diva, she’s a pop star.  I guess nowadays you can go out to Wal-Mart and buy a rhinestone t-shirt that tells the world you are indeed a “Diva!”  Whatever that means?

Supermodel is another overused and under meant word. There are real supermodels and there are supermodels.  It seems like if you ever gotten your photo taken, you are suddenly a supermodel.  Time heals all competition.  There are models from the 80′s, 90′s who are now declaring they were supermodels when they were clearly not ‘back in the days’.  Not that any of this matter because it doesn’t but just the repetition of the word really can make someone go out and do a line or two.

Hero has lost its meaning also.  Yes there was a time during 9/11 when there was mass heroic efforts that really help heal the nation.  But 8 years later everyone claims to be a hero even when some heroic efforts were not taken – Rudy who?  A man who uses a tragic event that changed our lives for political gains is certainly not a hero.

The media is so quick to label everyone a hero.  Yes once in a while you do hear of a heroic effort, but calling the police when you hear your neighbor beating up his wife is a civic responsibility not a heroic act.  Okay, if the person is a young child of course.  Congressman Joe Wilson who heckled the President during a speech was initially greeted by his republican colleague as a hero.  He wasn’t such a hero after much public outcry from his act of stupidity.

In the 70’s during the disco craze the Rock fans got together and destroy millions of disco records.  So I suggest that we compile a list of words that should be destroyed for 5 years.

  • Diva
  • Supermodel
  • Hero
  • Average Joe – Everyone’s special, there is no average Joe or average Jane

The Music on CNN

The music always gives it away.  You know something has happened.  It’s no surprise by the way Anderson Cooper is speaking; the low somber voice mixed with the heartfelt dramatic music like the final act of old weepies movies of the 40’s after the heroine dies.  Often they are mini-operas.

I often think about the people who make music for these news channels.  What a thankless job?  Nobody ever says, “oh, great music” while watching CNN or “I wonder who composed that little jingle.” Nobody ever thinks, “this music makes me take these people seriously.”  It’s always, “What great coverage CNN had during the death of the King of Pop.”  “That Larry King really asks the tough questions.”  It’s the music that makes the news news.   After a massive media event like the death of Michael Jackson, inauguration of President Obama or the Iraq War all I remember is the music from the coverage.  Between 2002 to 2007 everytime I hear that theme music I know I am going to get some Iraq news.

The CNN music makers should branch out.  They should put out a CD or sell tracks on iTunes.  The Album should be called “A Mournful CNN: Collected Memories”

With tracks like:

  1. Iconic but flawed
  2. He had enemies but now they all love him
  3. Tragedy with a touch of evil
  4. He died a brokeass bitch
  5. It was just time
  6. Another shattered dream
  7. Here we go again…
  8. Why me?
  9. Why not me?

As a bonus, they will throw in some tracks from “Justice: the CNN way” a collection of trial coverage music.

  1. He Got Away With Murder
  2. Will This Ever End?
  3. Somebody Is Not Telling the Truth…Surprise
  4. Sleazebag
  5. Why me? (Reprise from “A Mournful CNN”)
  6. Why not me? (Reprise from “A Mournful CNN”)

The music always gives it away. You know something has happened. It’s no surprise by the way Anderson Cooper is speaking; the low somber voice mixed with the heartfelt dramatic music like the final act of old weepies movies of the 40’s after the heroine dies.

I often think about the people who make music for these news channels. What a thankless job? Nobody ever says, oh, great music while watching CNN or I wonder who composed that little jingle. Nobody ever thinks, this music makes me take these people seriously. It’s always, “What great coverage CNN had during the death of the King of Pop.” See, thankless. The CNN music makers should branch out.

They should put out a CD or sell tracks on iTunes.

The Album should be called “A Mournful CNN: Collected Memories”

With tracks like:

Iconic but flawed

He had enemies and they loved him

Tragedy with a touch of evil

He died a brokeass bitch.

It was just time

Another shattered dream

Here we go again…

Why me?

Why not me?

As a bonus, they will throw in the bonus tracks from “Justice: the CNN way” a collection of trial coverage music.

He Got Away With Murder

Will This Ever End?

Somebody Is Not Telling the Truth…Surprise

Sleazebag

Why me? (Reprise from “A Mournful CNN”J)

Why not me? (Reprise from “A Mournful CNN”)

The Writing On The S Train Platform

The Writing On The S Train Platform

The MTA Chronicles – S Train

If you live in New York there is a pretty good chance that the subway system will be a big part of your life.  More if you live out in the boroughs.   In every phase of your life you associate it with a train line much the same way you do with a daily auto route if you live out in the suburbs.  This is dictated by where you live, where you work, where you go to school, etc. etc.  But there is one or two that is a constant in your travel life, like it or not the 1, 2 and 3 train has been a staple in my life for the last 10 years and the S train occasionally the last 5 years.  There are occasions on the subway when rider’s poker face disappear and you get to experience some pretty interesting interactions and sometimes it’s a learning experience.

*FYI: this is a blog, there are grammatical errors, and what not.   Sorry, just me write unfiltered.  Thanks.

The S line that goes from Times Square to Grand Central Station usually have a mix of 9 to 5-ers, out-of-towners and the commuters going to Penn Station, Port Authority or Grand Central.  The train platform on the Grand Central side is like a subway commune.  Every single day some musicians play at the end of the platform.  I have seen every kind of musicians from a group of young bright violinists, do-wop and a rocker who for 8 long years had a anti-bush sticker that went from new to distressed.  He finally broke a smile last November.

The walk from the platform to Lexington Avenue exit where I usually need to go is one huge melting pot of religion, cults and very talented musicians, drunks and dancers – the drunks not so much lately (guess the recession hits everyone).  It’s like the Wild West.  On the space off to the platform I have seen everything being sold but the DVD bootleg peddler is who I feel sorry the most for.  If you’ve ever witnessed it you’d be really amaze at how patience the peddlers are.  They use a huge king size bed sheet and lays the dvd’s out one by one and when the look out sees a cop they grab the bedsheet and wrap it up then pretends to wait for the train with some lumping clump of bedsheet.  Then when the coast is clear they spread out the bedsheet and start the process of putting the dvd’s side by side, one by one.  Then the lookout alerts them again, the process starts all over again.  Talk about being busy at your job.

Sherri Glass, a gospel singe, if you can call her that, is usually there to sing her song in the echo-y hall.  The problem with her is that she has no business singing really.  A black woman in her 40′s or 50′s with coke bottle bottom glasses who could not hold a note if her life depended on it.  Simon would’ve booted her out in a second.  The problem with her is her material; she has no chorus, and its all verse, no bridge, no nothing, just verse.  She has a pathetic small display of free religious pamphlets but it is layout in such an unfriendly way that it basically reads ‘I only do this to look legit’.  I saw her at a local library once and there’s nothing stranger than seeing strange people not in their usual crazy acting spot.  It jars you. But that’s another story.

During the 5 years going back and forth the S train I have seen exhibition performance political art by the Falun Gongs.  Please DO NOT BOW, I do not want your newspaper.  The problem I have is sometimes I just have to make eye contact, that’s just me, so inevitable they always stop by, or try.

E-meter and stress test people.  For some reason they don’t make eye contact with me.

The prayer circle and the patient (or lazy) Watchtower ladies who sit in the other side of the platform and don’t bother anyone really.  I consider them a non-confrontational religion.  If you want it, we’re here. If not we’re not sweating it.   At least that’s the attitude on the subway station.

But the other day I saw this writing on the wall.

yourebeingsetup

It was interesting because I thought of Twitter immediately.  Here was a scribble on the wall, someone responds to it, and then re-comments on it again.  Then I started thinking about the writing on subways, bathroom walls, graffiti walls, sides of building.  Everywhere.  So we already had Twitter really, or the old chat rooms, forums and facebook.  Just in a very random way.   Perhaps people have always had this need to communicate anonymously.

I took a photo but i keep thinking about how it was written.  “Your being set-up” with a follow-up “Life is a set-up…” with another follow-up “It’s all about management skills.”  The first comment was made when? how long did it took for the second person to write his follow-up and did he follow the management skills comment immediately?  And the context?  What compel the first person to write that on the wall, did he have a bad day?  But I keep thinking, that’s right, yes life is a set-up.  Everything basically is a set-up.  We invented all this, we set-up all this up.  The money system, the government, inventions, our own problems, etc. etc.  Let’s face it, modern life is an invention of humans.  And really none of this is so real.  Money is really ink and paper.  So the last comment is right, given the first two statement is right, life is a set-up, you are being set-up, so it is all about the management skills of how you deal with this set-up, navigate through this unreal world.  Wise writing on the wall, if that’s what they meant.

It could be completely read another way of course, but somehow like the Internet, you will believe what you want to believe and see what you want to see.

The Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

The Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

I was at the New York International Gift Fair (NYIGF) today and I came across something that I never thought I’d see in my lifetime so I just have to share.

For those of you who work in a big office and had their sandwich stolen from the communal refrigerator this is the solution for you.

Here’s a perfectly good sandwich waiting to be stolen in the communal refrigerator at work.  Even though you put your name on the sandwich bag in bold sharpie it still get stolen once in a while.

Your Sandwich Waiting to be Stolen at Work by Co-workers

Now introducing the “Anti-Theft Lunch Bags”

Anti-Theft Lunch Bags

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Anonymous for 15 Minutes

Anonymous for 15 Minutes

Peter Chan for Tangerine Living

Modern life now is one big video shoot and everyone is looking for their trailer and makeup person.  A few years back (or more) during one of my trial runs at college I wrote a paper out of spite cause I just did not like the professor.  To be fair I was not much of a student and all I wanted to do is hangout with my friends and do things you weren’t supposed to do.  The paper was for a media 101 class and it was an open subject so we can choose, see, not a very good professor.  He was just plain lazy.  So I just chose to write about how someone can get famous and the easy route someone can take to achieve that success through murdering someone in either a very public fashion or just completely out of character (like a grandmother serial killer) and is completely demonized in the public eye.  The person does not have to be a serial killer but just someone who wants to be famous very badly or not even, maybe just need a quick buck or self confidence booster.  The basic 3 step is: Demonized, Redemption and Ca-ching – Cash out.

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