Dirndl Queen

Dirndl Queen

Isn’t this how German women are perceived in the deep forests of middle land around the world? Well, right now, as we speak, myth turns reality once a year  in the Lederhosen motherland Munich, Bavaria, Germany.

I am talking about the infamous Oktoberfest, this huge fair where people from all over the world eat enormous amounts of grilled pork or, mostly and, drink  gallons of beer until they wind up half dead in a red cross tent.   Though you, as an avid Tangerine Reader,  are not part of ‘that’ crowd, I know. Instead you would try to sneak into one of the few very  exclusive and highly secured V.I.P. tents like  the Käfer one to drink champagne and not eat at all!

How will you get in, if you are not a celebrity you ask? Well, you gotta work your cleavage and what better way, if not the only way to feature bossom than in a Dirndl.  Some cliche images to cater to your mainstream dark side before we enter the glamorous world of Dirndls.

   

Dames do dirndls  differently and it goes something  like this:

The Grande Dame of Dirndl Design undoubtedly is Lola Paltinger. From Barbie to Paris Hilton, everybody who is anybody, wears her creations. She has different lines like Happy Heidi or Lollipop & Alpenrock.

   

She  even pimps  top strollers like  Bugaboo or Kult bottles from Sigg.

Dirndlherz is another  label that mixes modern elements an colors with classic cuts. I love the generous use of black! It comes as no surprise that the Hot Dog Dress  on the right was sold out in  seconds (though the shoes are wrong).

           

 

I very much adore the creations of Dirndl-Africaine. I thinks it’s fantastic how these two sisters, who grew up in Kamerun,  mix original African patterns with traditional Dirndl design;  just one great crossover.

 

Daniel Hiller ‘ s jewelry pairs  craftsmanship with childlike, fun sujets! The gold Brezel is his signature piece; the Brezel is a traditional Bavarian snack equally famous in New York. The grilled chicken (called Hendl in Bavaria) rocks!

  

And there are more  Dirndls; fresh and short  in your typical country color schemes like these  affordable ones from Wenger and Country Line

  

or long and elegant evening ones from  Sportalm which -as you can see- has a modern  and sexy touch to their Dirndls  as well….

                                                          

More  accessories…   these cute felt bags from Ähre & Korn have great names, like gunslinger, amore nero or  bonded whiskey (€ 40).

    

Ophelia Blaimer does gorgeous bridal wear,  Schmitt und Schäfer serves Couture and  Silk  and Pearls is also known for their  beautiful work. There is a Dirndl for almost all walks of live, from common to couture.

Before I go I want to show you something of which I am uncertain whether or not i should think of it as cool? Bare with me: Initially it is about the hats, lost innocence and dirndl gypsy, made by dirndlpunk (love the name), but what about the ‘choker’?  Judging from her facial expression on the right, she seems slightly tortured. Overall though, I guess it’s o.k. in a Lady Gaga kinda way (there’s a rhyme right there) but remember, you do need a long neck in order to wear two rows of braids…

Last, the ultimate  accessory:  a man. This one is decked out in Boss Black from head to toe.

You know there is so much more in terms of complete get ups;  stockings, hair dos (braids mainly), lingerie, entire looks can fill pages over pages but I didn’t want to go overboard. So consider this a sneak peak into the unique world of Dirndls.

Servus (bye), your Dirndl queen of hearts